Pokosexual
an obsession involving poker and h-m-s-xual b-tt f-cking.also a s-xual fetish, where multiple men meet up in a confined room and have gay s-x with each other while playing texas hold’em. or in poko terms texas poke’em.weed smoking is also common during a pokos-xual experience, but many would agree they just like to drink a few beer, and go all in.
note: it has been reported that some pokos actually sleep on poker tables.
johnny:”man that poko is walking funny”
stewart:”yeah he must of been up late playing pokem last night”
johnny:”poor guy his b-tt cheeks must be sore”
stewart:”once a pokos-xual always a pokos-xual”
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