polar express

having s-xual intercourse in an industrial freezer, but the act must be done “express” as to avoid being caught
my boss and i ride the polar express at benihana on a daily basis
sliding a cylindrical freezer pack into a rubber balloon (with no air/helium in it) p-ssing in it, then putting it in the freezer for a few hours, then taking it out and shoving it up your -ss and or v-g-n- until you c-m.
“mark gave himself a good polar express last night, im still cleaning the kitchen floor.”
running a train on someone with tom hanks
me and tom hanks ran a polar express on some girl yesterday, she was litterally star struck.
when a woman has something cold in her mouth (ie. ice cream, ice chips),while giving oral pleasure to a man.
big red received a polar express from his wife last night for taking out the trash.
another term for running train; f-cking a girl in a cold environment, such as in snow or in a cold car during winter
example 1

bro, i got a setup. fire up the polar express!

example 2

i turned off the heat and polar expressed her all night.

example 3

all aboard the polar express!
when a douchebag sprays his mansauce within a condom while f-cking a cheap b-ttwh-r-, then puts the condom in the freezer for an hour or so. the douchebag would then flip the rubber inside out and give his froven bodily fluids for the b-ttwh-r- to chew on later.
hoe#1: “are you chewing dentine white?”
hoe#2: “no, that stud cj gave me some of his polar express!”
hoe#1: “god! i am so jealous!”
hoe#2: “you should be! its soooo tasty!”
when josh takes a sh-t and puts it in the freezer untill hard, then removes it and puts it in marias v-g-n-.
frozen p–p inserted into the v-g-n- polar express style
when you stick a tube that blows freezing air up your b-ttox hole and freezes you poo load. thus making you poo come out in solid chunks of ice
bob was bored so he decided to have a polar express session.