polar vortex


a weather system that results in record-breaking cold temperatures. can also be used as euphemism for “really f-cking cold” or “f-cking freezing.”
schools are closed because the polar vortex dropped temperatures below zero f.

my heater broke, now my house is a polar vortex.
that act of performing f-ll-t– with an ice in one’s mouth and swallowing the s-m-n and whole ice cube in one go.
so last night, wendy came over and she tried to do a polar vortex but she sneezed and it came out her nose.
the -n-s of any atheist. since most adherents of atheism are people who power bottom for atheism it makes sense that they have a polar vortex -sshole which has been widened to such an extreme length that sh-t just falls out of their -ss whenever they take a dump. additionally it could be possible that their r-ct-m has been crushed inside (as the result of their excessive -ss f-cking for atheism) so it hurts when they take a sh-t and is almost impossible for them to do so.
jimmy the gay atheist has a polar vortex and his -ss bleeds whenever he sits down or takes a sh-t.

-atheist reads this definition-

“help! help! i’m being repressed!”
1.) a polar bear’s -ss, -n-l opening, or b-tthole.
2.) a human’s -ss, -n-l opening, or b-tthole in the winter when the temperature is below 0′ degrees.
1.)the polar bear took a dump and got sh-t all over it’s polar vortex.
2.) it’s so cold outside, my polar vortex is freezing
the -n-s of any atheist. since most adherents of atheism are people who power bottom for atheism it makes sense that they have a polar vortex -sshole which has been widened to such an extreme length that sh-t just falls out of their -ss whenever they take a dump. additionally it could be possible that their r-ct-m has been crushed inside (as the result of their excessive -ss f-cking for atheism) so it hurts when they take a sh-t and is almost impossible for them to do so.
jimmy the gay atheist has a polar vortex and his -ss bleeds whenever he sits down or takes a sh-t.

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