pole hammer
when a guy gets slammed by a fat chick on top. to the point when an indentation is left in the bed, or he is left with very little p-n-s after the s-x.
“got p-ssed last night, met up with a chick. she was very fat and totally pole hammered me!, woke up at 3am and needed a ladder to get out of the hole she left me in!”
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