pole walker
1. public- men that have a long package that swings around in their pants as they walk. not to be mistaken for simple loose underwear, as many onlookers -ssume there’s a large soft p-n-s, even when it’s all t-st-cl- movement. an actual pole walker shows a tripod-like front and back swing and one obvious source in the middle.
2. simiprivate- having an erection while walking (usually fast). often done in the morning to the bathroom, or in the gym lockers. mostly done with some attempts to hide the p-n-s or with hopes to be unnoticed.
sherri only talks to the pole walkers she can spot from the end of the mall.
i know to get out of the way of the urinals when somebody in the lockers calls out, “pole walker!”
a guy or girl who is so obsessed with the way you look, they are constantly checking you out, to the point they could injure themselfs if they arn’t paying attention to what they are doing
that guys a total pole walker.
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