POLF
pants off lie flat. said after a big meal or a long night. describes that feeling of needing to remove one’s pants!
that was an awesome meal and now i need to polf!
2 more definitions
a game played on a pool table but instead of using pool cues, you use a golf putter and stand on the table (without shoes on) .. you then play “pool” but putt the white ball into the coloured b-lls using the golf putter… played in only one pub which is the flaming trebuchet (often against bob)
fancy a game of polf?
its another word for pork that reeks like poo.
1.you made some nasty polf.
2.you smell like polf.
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