Polify


1. to f-ck something up in a careless and stupid manner.

2. to render useless.

3. to waste, especially in terms of time & resources.
chad managed to fry all the servers by turning off the a/c in the tech room for a week. the polifier said he trying to “save money”. it’ll cost a hundred grand to replace them.

i appreciate you using a magnet to retrieve my thumbdrive from the heating vent, zodi, but do you understand how that might polify all the data on it?

i knew something was wrong, so i double-checked with the crew. turns out paul the polack chose the wrong f-ckin cement for those tiles, and the whole floor’s completely polified. we have to rip up the whole godd-mn thing and do it over.

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