to m-st-rb-t-. refers exclusively to males.
he was going to polish a pickled gherkin for hours after he finished playing bayonetta.
- watermelon student
a watermelon student is somebody who has been cl-ssically trained in the art of eating watermelon. their teacher is none other than tom willett. they know the secret ingredients to perfect any watermelon, and they know the secrets that the fork cartel is hiding. that kid really knows how to eat that watermelon. he must […]
- m*ssachusetts care package
the skeletal remains of johnny appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water. ah! my m-ssachusetts care package is here! lovely! time to reenact the best time in history!
- shlob on my ding dong
a sloppy mouth full bl-w j-b performed on men by there significant other why don’t you shlob on my ding dong.
f-ck wit and not hot you are such a teimana he is being a f-ck wit like teimana
- loud high five
performing a marijuana transaction by double high fiving with money in one hand and receiving marijuana in another. lee: “you got the stuff?” preston: “don’t be weird about it, just give me a loud high five…”