polish a turd
to attempt to put a positive spin or light on something that is clearly sh-t.
polish the t-rd all you want- that movie still sucks.
methodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as aaa+ rated investments by wall street
dilbert: hey trey! i’ve got this great idea about how to make even more money – we package up piece of sh-t mortgages as “investments”.
trey: sounds like you’ll be needing to polish a t-rd on that.
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