Polish Assassin


the act of laying several highly-potent farts inside of a car just before someone you know is going to get in, leaving them with a surprise attack of fermented fart upon opening the door.
bill, when i got back from the grocery store today, i left a polish -ss-ssin waiting in the car.. my girlfriend got in and threw up all over the dash!

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