Polish Bagpipes


a s-xual act in which someone sucks on the b-lls while jacking off the d-ck.
i love it when my girlfriend gives me the polish bagpipes. or. she treated my junk like a set of polish bagpipes.
the act of placing a straw underneath an armpit and plowing to create a series of flatulance noises.
the silly boy pulled out the polish bagpipes at the wedding cermony as the bride walked down the aisle.

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