Polish Beach House
to build a polish beach house, you’ll need 2 giant umbrellas with long shafts, and a few beers (does not have to be polish beer).
you set-up the two umbrellas by planting them next to each other when the water gets to be a couple of feet deep. then, swim under your ghetto makeshift island shack with a six-pack of beer, and start chugging.
there. if people at the beach curiously point at you and are, like, “wtf??” then, and only then, you’ve got yourself a genuine polish beach house. make sure to snap a photo to send to polish beach house magazine. if you’re lucky, you’ll make next week’s cover.
if you add 2 more umbrellas, it becomes a polish beach duplex. more than 4 total umbrellas makes it a polish beach mansion.
lester: i’ve just chugged 6 beers and can’t hold it in any longer and there’s not a port-a-potty in sight!! what am i gonna do, leebo?!
leebo: relax, lester. we’ll set up a polish beach house down yonder and you’ll be good to go
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