polish hair net
a pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with pr-ngs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
“i can’t find my f-cking racist thing!”
“your what?”
“my polish hair net! this thing!”
“you mean a pasta fork?”
“yeah my grandmother calls it a polish hair net, i think it’s a dutch thing, they’re really racist.”
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