polish hammer
a wrestling move where you clasp your hands together and bring it high over your head, and down onto your opponent like a great sledgehammer. a great finishing move, especially if you’re polish. why? added irony, i suppose.
rob: whats up, man
tim the bowling alley pope: well, jesse got drunk at the party last night and jumped off the picnic table, landing a huge polish hammer blow on my head. i swear, im gonna have a migraine for a week.
rob: weak, dude
a s-xual move where the male is have s-x with the female doggie-style, and he interlinks his fingers creating a large fist of which he slams powerfully into the small of her back knocking the wind out of her.
last night i gave suzzie the polish hammer, she died.
polish hammer a plank of wood, the term comes from unskilled polish workers stealing irish jobs on building sites. the joke being the polish aren’t the most technically skilled of workers and have been known to dig holes with a plank of wood or tried to knock masonry nails into walls with the b-tt of a trowel
here sean p-ss me that polish hammer i need to shutter in this window sill
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