polish tiddlywinks
a game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their b-tt cheeks. when they reach the “finish” they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.
those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of polish tiddlywinks! they looked like r-t-rds, sick b-st-rds.
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