Polish Tooth Whitening
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in a chicks b-tt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). after mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the s-m-n entrenched fecal potion. this is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good polish tooth whitening. finish off by wiping your d-ck on her curtains.
when money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it’s always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion polish tooth whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.
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