slang for jacking off/ masturbating.
my wife caught me polishing the rifle yesterday.
- booger tent
it’s a nose, dammit. my jew friend has a large booger tent.
- your hair is life
off the hook, baller, on fleek, yo girl, your hair is life!
vag·ac·ci·dent noun an unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in the grabbing, touching or grazing of the v*g*n*. “the p*ssy-grabber brushed off his indiscretion as a vagaccident.”
- the pagett
knowing f*ck all and claiming you know everything using wikipedia as a guide to life being so dumb you have to use wikipedia for everyday issues he’s so stupid everyone calls him the pagett