politics
choosing one person above the rest to f-ck you right up the -ss.
politics is a very complicated subject.
poli: many
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tic(k)s: bloodsucking creatures.
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= many bloodsucking creatures.
why is it that mankind will tear down a living leader, but revere a dead one? see george bush.
-the greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn’t exist…
democrats: “whales can fly”
republicans: “giraffes are purple”
normal person: “what the f-ck?”
brainwashed citizen: “if you don’t even vote then you don’t have any right to talk about politics”
normal person: “my god,earth is really an insane asylum!”
1. the one and only place on earth where “my esteemed colleague” means “this pr-ck here.”
2. the place where “they” (see politicians) tell me how screwed up i am, and immediately thereafter demand 44% of my screwed-uppedness.
senate, white house, house of representatives.
to lie
im going to politics this test!
a summary of american politics goes as follows imho:
a republican thinks he is doing the will of g-d.
a democrat thinks he is g-d.
republican: this is what jesus would want! bombings, oil pipelines, war, huge deficits…surely g-d agrees with the pnac mission statement for america to dominate the world!
democrat: if jesus were alive today, he would be a democrat, because he was incapable of sin, just like all democrats are! we democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist n-z-thuglikkkan-z-s, just like jesus!
the art of making it look like you are actually helping those that your represent in a government organization while actually creating more problems and blaming them on other politiicans so you can get re-elected.
politics is the root of all evil.
the cage which houses monkeys and snakes. see political party.
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