Pollenate
a s-xual act where the female is giving a bl-wj-b. when the male is about to finish, he pulls out of her mouth and -j-c-l-t-s up her nose causing her to sneeze.
this is a refrence to how plant pollen is plant sperm, and makes you sneeze.
yo, winter is finally over, time to pollenate some sl-ts.
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