Polterdiddle
being s-xually -ssaulted by a ghost – as per dane cook on conan
polterdiddle is when you feel sheets fly off and the occasional “muahahaha” is heard as you are having s-x with a ghost
1 more definition
to be s-xually -ssaulted by a ghost.
dane cook: the hotel was haunted!
conan obrien: really?
dane: yes and i’m convinced that i was s-xually -ssaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
conan: s-xaully asau-
dane: yeah! i think the term is polter diddling. -crowd laughs- it’s a polter diddle. -crowd laughs-
conan: a polter diddle?
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