Polyguberous
1. the relationship between a f-g hag (heteros-xual woman who clienteles with h-m-s-xuals) and her numerous gusbands, also affectionately referred to as gubbies.
2. a force of nature so sharp of wit, cynicism, sarcasm, and calling sh-t what it is that the velocity of her displeasure with h-m-phobic f-cktards has caused mormon missionaries to spontaneously combust immediately after the left side of their brains says to the right side “it’s super dark in here, and we’re about to die…”
her: “one of my gusbands is away for the weekend.”
confused friend: “???”
her: “i have two gubbies, i’m polyguberous.”
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