Pomegranate


an awesome fruit where you suck on the seeds, then either spit them out or swallow them. they make your hands pretty dirty, though
this pomegranate is awesome. it’s so sour and sweet and yummy.
the colour of jared leto’s mohawk
it’s not pink, it’s pomegranate!
the greatest fruit ever. pomegranates own! go to www.pomwonderful.com
pomegranates make for a delicious snack.
the annoying punchline to every joke (good or bad).
“and you know what he said next?”
“what did he say?”
“pomegranate!”
“pomegranate?! aww, man!”
a s-xual position where a pomegranate is cut open, the seeds being inserted into the p-n-s shaft. when the man -j-c-l-t-s, pomegranate seeds will be expelled into the woman’s mouth, where they are ingested.
hey ricardo, i totally made that girl eat my pomegranates the other night.
a girl who loves to give excellent head. loves to make out with guys and then finish them off with oral s-x. often very willing to do anything s-xually and except have s-x. a pomegranate will joke around about s-x with guys who she wants to give head to. they are very flirty but rarely serious speak about their s-xual exploits. once you get head from a pomegranate you will be hooked, luckily so will she.
that girl sally, gave me excellent head, and now she wants to do it again

yeah, didn’t you know she was a pomegranate.
noun: the aftermath from having s-x with your girlfriend when she’s on her period, usually arising from quick release.

verb: to splatter after having s-x while on your period.
oh sh-t, that felt good, but we just made a pomegranate.

or

she just pomegranated all over my new sheets.

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