when you receive oral s*x while farting in a shower.
brandon pomerenked her after the party.
- soda mess
a small/medium supply of junk food and soda, usually stored in a back room of a work place or shop to provide a abundant supply of food/drink to workers while working. the products are sold at a slightly elevated price, then the proceeds are used to refill the soda mess. hey man! can you get […]
a woman who is so far, that she could be mistaken for pregnant (used in reference to gregg’s bakery) oi, chardonnayy you look well greggnant, you should lay off the pasties
- a few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it dont
when the people at urban dictionary hate you, despite your word perfectly fitting on the website. guy: omg urban dictionary emailed me! email: a few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. don’t take it personally! guy: 🙁
- watermelon nuts
a metaphorical condition attained when chasing a prospective partner for a long time. is commonly used interchangeably with the term blue b*lls. example: “tom has been chasing that marsha for a while now. that *ss has his nuts grown like watermelons!” “dude had the watermelon nuts after that stacey put their relationship on hold.”