pompetus
noun.
1. a duality of inference suggested by the perception of third party observers of a relationship as it abuts the perspective of those directly involved. e.g. its usage in the steve miller band song ent-tled “the joker”
2. a thick milky or yellowed discharge from the p-n-s during coitus in those with severe gonorrhea. may dry and crust in the pubis post coitus, see c-ck nugget
1. phill: “mark, i feel that your relationship with stacy is unhealthy. i strongly urge you to treat her better.
mark: “yall don’t know me!!”
2. “hey honey, did you c-m yet, or is that just a little bit of pompetus?”
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