an annoyingly flamboyant young man who dresses in only the softest silks and ruffliest ruffles whilst being the universe’s answer to the question that was never asked by anybody.
christopher: good morning paschal
paschal: good morrow dear wretched peasant. oh woe is me, i cannot rid my fist from the stench of my *n*s. wouldst thou be so kind as to fetch me some bottled rose water? of course your knowledge of rose waters is most surely to be insufficient. one must pick from the rosiest of roses , and boil with the choiciest of herbs and only the finest oils.
christopher: isn’t your pompouf *ss from alabama?
- rainy tailgate
the act of pulling out and *j*c*l*t*ng on your partner’s b*ttocks and lower back prior to a sporting event in a parking lot. steve was enjoying a brat while engaging in *n*l s*x with aaron prior to the browns game, only to pull out and rainy tailgate dat azz. go browns!
- redzone and chill
the sunday 1:00 version of netflix and chill. you and yo girl watch nfl redzone, catch some nice football, and then score a touchdown of your own…in her v*g*n*. you: hey baby thot: heyyyy you: rezdone and chill?? thot: yeahhh babyy, but rubbers–i ain’t trying to catch nothing but some some action from around the […]
“real f*cking sh*t” rfs is used in lots of social media instagram: *posts a random quote* follower: *comments* rfs rfs, an abbreviation for really funny stuff, is a popular phrase that is being used in internet slang. it is a replacement for the long out dated, and over used “lol”. it is one of many […]
- 514 princeton special
an address of a home in grand forks, nd. the gentlemen who live there lure women into the house with promises of commitment, love, and emotional support before f*ck*ng them, like pigs, and showing them to the nearest exit. the house is also referred as the “revolving door” because there’s always a woman entering or […]