Poncho
an exclamation made to blame one’s fart on some one or some thing not in the room.
brapppp! poncho?!
its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.
person a: oh man i’m so depressed, arent you sad for me?
person b: sorry, its just im wearing this poncho, and its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho!.
a latin american style of shawl, traditionally woven from wool, but now can be made from any material. it’s basically a piece of cloth wrapped around the shoulders and hanging down to your waist, and it has a hole for the head in the middle. it was extremely popular in the 1970s. supposedly, trendy grade school kids are wearing them now, but i’m in college and i wouldn’t know about that.
i just bought a black fishnet poncho with sequins, which will form an integral part of my new “1970s punk/p-rn” style.
the skin that surrounds a man’s t-st-cl-s
1. “my poncho is soft like a flour tortilla.”
2. “good thing i had a poncho around my boys or they would have fallen out.”
poncho: adj.n.
a person who is a sk-nk or other bad words. used to replace foul language.
look at that flippin poncho over there! always all over everybody.
when you are having s-x and you put your c-ck and b-lls completely inside the girls v-g-n- like a poncho protecting you from the rain.
me:”last night i was f-cking this girl and i tried to give her the poncho!”
you:”what the f-ck is a poncho?!”
me:”you know! when you put your c-ck n’ b-lls all up in her junk .”
you:”ohhh, gotcha… you’re f-cking sick…”
a nice way of saying sl-t, or someone who is fairly easy to get together with.
whoa, aj, do you think that girl is a poncho?
f-ck sh-g do spanish word meaning “flatten” or “pop”. however, in mexican slang, it means “f-ck” or “have s-x with”.
1. mira no más enrique esa muchacha. tiene nalgas de zebra. si me la poncho.
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