ponda
literally, a ‘prost-tue on demand’; one who performs s-xual favors for money, timely and efficiently
true story:
man- “so what do you do?”
woman- “i’m a ponda.”
man- “what’s a ponda?”
woman- “you know…(dances provocatively) i need the extra cash, so i do what i do.”
man- “…(hmmnn…)”
a place in northern new york small towns where kids go and party. usually in the woods or a dirt road.
hey tim u going to ponda tonight?
f-ck yea im ganna get trashed!
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