ponker


a very attractive girl/woman.
“mate, she’s an absolute ponker”
2 more definitions
a very smelly fart. used primarily by little lions
p.u! exclaimed simba, smell that stinky ponker!
someone who regularly ponks.
matt you ponker!
no chance you ponker!

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