ponte vedra beach
ponte vedra beach, florida, is a small resort town in northeast florida. it is the wealthiest community in florida north of orlando. all ponte vedrans appreciate the finer things in life: german cars, fine aaa five diamond rated resorts (ponte vedra inn and club in particular), golf carts, country clubs, the beach, lacoste, popped collars, and most importantly, being a s-xy b-tch. it was ranked the #1 place to live in florida by money magazine and is home to the world renowned tpc pga tour.
wow, that’s the most beautiful house i’ve ever seen. we must be in ponte vedra beach.
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