Pontiac Driver


an individual who drives a pontiac. this term originates from a marketing slogan used by gm to promote their sh-tty pontiac automobiles. however, in recent years it has been more commonly used as a derogatory term, as pontiacs seem to be the car of choice for those with absolutely no driving skills.
dude, we start work at 8:00, not 10:30.

i know, i know, i was rear-ended by some stupid b-tch driving a pink sunfire. f-cking pontiac drivers!

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