Ponuce
to screw up online flirting because you are drunk.
person 1: -nibbles ear- c’mon baby, lets have some fun
person 2: tee-hee, oh you turn me on so much!1!
person 1:-ponuce-
person 2: lolwut?
person 1:sh-t sorry….ruined the mood…too many beers.
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nickname used by mja for the dog snowball. poochie pie would you like to go to otb?
- premature smackulation
the act of getting smacked in the head or face by your parents, or someone else, for something before they get all the details of the incident at hand i recieved a lil premature smackulation from my dad, before he even heard my side of the story.
- Prescuse
stating excuses before hand. a pre-explanation of sorts, most times will be subtle and short. differs from an excuse, because it will occur before imminent failure or defeat. brandon: “hey wanna go play some basketball” chris: “sure, lets go” (on the walk over) chris: “yeah, so my wrist was acting weird yesterday” brandon: “prescuses, prescuses!”
- pretegnant
when a girl pretends to be pregnant in order to get her boyfriend to propose or otherwise stay with her, prevent divorce or just to get attention. i knew she was only pretegnant when i caught her buying tampons in the drugstore. the state of pretending to be pregnant when you are, in fact, not […]