ponysex


when a human female has s-xual intercourse with a horse. women who experience it say that a horse’s d-ck is twice as large and lasts three times as long compared to that of a black man.
catherine the great did not die on the toilet seat. she was killed during the p-ssionate act of ponys-x. must have been too good for her.

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