Ponytailing
the act of creeping up behind a girl and yanking down on her ponytail to see what reactions she elicits.
steve: “bob let’s go ponytailing. try that hot blonde over there.”
-bob pulls ponytail-
girl: “n-gg- what the f-ck you doing”
used to describe a man in the depths of a mid-life crisis. this term has nothing to do with the subject’s actual head hair. rather, it deals with a man attempting to relive his younger years.
rodney’s been ponytailing pretty hard lately. he just bought a puppy and has been spotted jogging around the college.
the acts performed by a middle-aged man in the throes of his midlife crisis.
joel just bough a miata. he is ponytailing pretty hard.
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