when someone talks far too much about the act of pooing, and you don’t care for that kind of chat
i turned around, and little johnny had done his first poo in the potty. i was so proud of him pooing all alone. poo, poo, poo-de-poo.
turns to dave what’s up dave
*poo chat frowning*
s*xy caring unique individual that’s an amazing mandrell over there
- christmas bed
when you move your bed in front of the television as to watch shows from the comfort on your bed. “let’s make a christmas bed and watch movies tonight” “i enjoy watching my favorite shows from a christmas bed”
- drunk formal
a dress code the looks formal yet the clothing is comfortable enough to p*ss out drunk in tonights party is going to be a drunk formal dress code.
a group of individuals who will rob you blind but n*body ever sees them. will also engage in illegal activities but are not seen in the act of preforming these activities. dam someone stole my car but i didn’t see or hear anything! i got hit by a ghostmob.