poo child


a new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.

birth is delivered through the -n-s but without the umbilical cord. the kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect 🙂
steven : wow honey your b-ttocks have swollen majorly this morning.

james : thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
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a new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.

birth is delivered through the -n-s but without the umbilical cord. the kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect 🙂
steven : wow honey your b-ttocks have swollen majorly this morning.

james : thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.

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