Poo Clingers
when poos stick to the hairs on a mans b-m after taking a big as sh-t.
guy 1: “bro i got the worst poo clingers!”
guy 2: “oh sh-t!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye”
guy 1: “i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a sh-t the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my -ss thoroughly to get rid of my sh-tty crack”
guy 2: “wow! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers…”
awkward
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