poo crystals
when someone has been for a m-ssive dump, poo crystals are the particles that are in the smell eminating from the area of the dump, which fly up your nose and deposit.
“dear god leona, that was a m-ssive dump, all your poo crystals flew up my nose when i went in the bog”
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