Poo Finger


when you put you finger into your boxers and gather up the sweet and poo onto your finger and rub it under someones nose, leaving the smell under thier nose for hours
tadgh – “it smells of -ss round here”
rob – -in hysterics-
tadgh – “rob did you poo finger me?”
inserting the index finger into an unsuspecting subjects b-tt hole and shouting “poo finger”. laughter usually follows the poofinger, except the subject who is left mildly disgusted and scarred.
group of people. one sticks their finger in another one of their -sses…
“poofinger”
-laughter
a disease found commonly among those who use 1 ply toilet paper. occurs when finger breaks paper boundry resulting in a horrid stench of the digits.
d-mn… poofinger again!
custom single-finger glove designed to cover a surgically installed -n-s on the tip of one’s own left index finger.
did you hear about the asian guy born without an -n-s? he saved his money until he was 55 so he could finally get it plumbed. hope he had enough savings leftover for his poo finger.
a resident of the town wauconda, illinois who typically goes by chris, or sh-t fist. he who is often mistaken for she, is trade marked by his brown fingers. there are many stories to which he got his name, but the real one is that he fingered his b-tt not his dog’s b-tt. gosh.
“who is poo fingers?”
“chris.”
when your fingers break through cheap toilet paper and unfortunately make contact with pooy -n-l p-ssage.
james said:
‘oh dear, co-op own toilet paper caused me to have poo fingers.’
the act of getting fingered in the -ss. the result is a poo finger
person a: i was watching a p-rn. its was hot, but then the chick fingered her -sshole.. and it had to smell.. like like like…
person b: like a poo finger?
person a: whats that
person b: look it up at www.definithing.com

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