Poo Leg

poo leg refers to the mysterious, involuntary spasm of one’s leg as one takes a sh-t. it may be caused by the inclination to arch one’s foot so that the heel levitates above the ground. the intensity of the poo leg may depend upon the amount, length, or velocity of the sh-t in question. furthermore, it is possible to experience a double poo leg which resembles playing a double-b-ss drum during the into of van halen’s “hot for teacher”. lastly, it is generally accompanied by beer sh-ts following the previous nights transgressions.
dude 1: man, that was a sick party last night.
dude 2: f-ck yeah, i drank my face off last night. i’m talking
zombie drunk.
dude 1: all that beer man. how was this morning?
dude 2: poo leg. what else is new.
3 more definitions
different way of saying “pookie”

it was a spelling mistake that just stuck after my phone was on predictive text.
“i love you pooleg.”
an uncomfortable sensation experienced by some when they need to make a bowel movement.
barry had the poo legs, so we pulled into the nearest gas station.
when one chooses to shower instead of using toilet paper to remove feces from their -n-l region after excreting human wastes, causing a slurry to be formed and liquid feces to run down one’s leg.

coined by ms, dd, sp, and ea on december 10, 2008.
i had no toilet paper, so i had to take a shower and have poo-leg instead.