poo-lice
altho written “poo-lice”, it’s read as “poo-lease”. another word for describing the police where you don’t want them to be at.
tom: “we got this thing called strawberry fair, people offer you mushrooms and everythin”
percy: “must be packed with teh poo-lice?”
lice that infest in your b-tt hairs, and lays eggs in the -n-s. while you poo… out come the little baby maggot lice.
“d-mn that b-tch scratching her -ss must have poolice!”
“so your telling me these.., poolice plant there eggs in my…?”
“oh my god look at the poolice in my sh-t!”
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