poo masta
one who conquers the toilet via quick entry and quick exit, leaving a clean b-ttocks with little to no signs of use.
“bro, i’m a poo masta. i just dropped the kids off at the pool–was in and out of there in 30 seconds, and i’m still fresh and clean!”
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