poo masty
the act of masturbation while excreting feces so that as the s-m-n is emitted from the p-n-s in an -rg-sm a poo is shot out of the -n-s at the same time, creating intense euphoria.
ohh man i had the best poo masty 10 mins ago, there is s-m-n on the floor
1, to finger ones -ss while masturbating 2, to defecate in ones hand, and then use that hand to m-st-rb-t-
d-mn, i heard that michael loves to get into the poo masties after listening to elton john
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