Poo-off
found in office bathrooms, it’s when at least two cubicles are occupied- but no one wants to sh-t first. the stalemate is only broken when a diversion noise has been created, eg. a hand drier or another toilet flushing.
guy 1: man, you missed the meeting!
guy 2: sorry, i was in the middle of a poo-off.
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