Poo Pirate
a poo pirate is a h-m-s-xual man, commonly refered to as a f-g or/and h-m-. however the term poo pirate is very fitting as they like to raid/ravage each others -sses like pirates
“man look at that poo pirate”
“ur dads a poo pirate”
“what’s the bet that guys a poo pirate”
“no need to get all cut cause ur a poo pirate”
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one who pirates poo; a captain of a poo-going vessel with a full poo crew.
good sir, i believe you to be a poo pirate!
i say!
a male enjoys insert their genitalia into another mans -n-s
look its that d-mn poo pirate again
see rump ranger, rear admiral, b-tt cowboy, f-dg- p-ck-r, hampster hider, chutney ferret, crooked torch, h-m-s-xualist et al.
one who steals your dirty starfish
arr!, i be a poo pirate, and i’m coming to steal your dirty starfish!
a male who willingly engages in -n-l s-x with another male.
i do declare that mr stromberg eyed me up most distastefully in geography today. i swear the man’s a poo pirate!
a poo pirate is when someone poos there panties when a hand is raised or a ball is kicked near them.
poo pirates are also scared of sharp objects, forward girls, spicy food, and downing pints.
paolo: hey danny, try and smash that shot top corner
danny: i am trying, but my shots are not as powerfull as they used to be.
paolo: stop being a poo pirate and hit it.
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