poo pocket
when a fart is expelled in the shower, a vacuum like effect takes place, creating a smell that lasts 20 times as long as normal. its especially bad and funny when showering with a loved one.
steven: i stopped by taco bell on the way home last night and got a couple bean burritos…they were delicious with the fire sauce! (farts in the shower)
corina: holy cr-p!?!?! did you just poo pocket me?
steven: hahahahahahaha…sorry
corina: ugh!!!!! let me out! its in my mouth! its in my mouth!
when your at a party and you take advantage of a drunk person by hanging a big sh-t in their pocket. you have to wait till they’re fully sh-t faced so they don’t even notice.
bruce
“man i was mad maggoted last night, i can’t remember a thing!”
pete
“i’ll say, your still wearing the clothes you had on last night”
bruce
“sigh, the mistery of the mind. i wonder what i did last night”
in bruces thought he puts his hands in his pockets and then pulls them out just as quick to reveal his hands covered in a brown substance
bruce
“what the h-ll is this sh-t!”
pete
“thats what it is man…sh-t! someones given you a poo pocket! hahah p–poo pockets. hey everyone check it out, bruce has p–poo pockets hahaha
bruce runs like a girl to his room and cries into his pillow
pete
“man if i were you i wouldn’t be on my bed crying, id be getting those bl–dy pants off me and hoping into the shower. you have someone elses sh-t in your pockets for christ sake!”
your -n-l cavity. also see -n-s
how did that fit through your poo pocket?
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