poo race
1. a race around the world, while holding a large piece of poo.
2. a race where two people take a sh-t; the winner being the first to wipe their -rs- and reach the other.
note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).
todd: man, this piece of poo is stuck to my hand!
john: two of poo, one of me…i make that a poo race!
todd: wtf!!
john: …i, uh…don’t get out much…
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