poo spew
when toilet water spews up and nails the crack of your -ss.
10 point splash from a mighty -ss bomb.
i sat on the toilet trying squeeze out a big sh-t, when it let loose and hit the water causing a poo spew. the water came back up and hit me in the chocolate star fish, lifting me off my seat.
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