poo tea


when you don’t flush the loo after pooing and the floating poo brews a lovely brown tea with the loo water.
gasp! i forgot to flush the bog but oo what a bonus i’ve brewed some lovely poo tea! anyone for a cuppa..what about you, vicar?
2 more definitions
tea consumed before eating to -ssist with weight loss.
samantha left an anaconda in the toilet after drinking a fresh batch of pootea.
“poo tea” is a type of tea designed to help with bowel movements, similar to a laxative.
honey, can you please p-ss me some poo tea, i think i’m a bit clogged up today.

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