poo text
a text message/sms sent whilst having a dump. generally signified by signing off the message “pt”.
“hey, do you wanna go out later? pt”
“i just sent mark a poo text when i was taking a sh-t! you might want to give it 5 before going back in there…”
tha act of texting while you are taking a poo, sh-t, or dump.
receiving a text from someone who is taking a poo, sh-t, or dump.
i just got a “poo text” from paul, how gross!
mike is “poo texting” me again.
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