Poo Texting
clutching your cell phone and trying to text in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. see also sh-t dialing.
that b-tch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found poo texting in our bathroom! talk about taking out the trash!
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